I'm guessing' it was some bald guy somewhere who got it in his head to put something over it, seeing' how he couldn't grow hair on it. So anyway, he came up with a hat. You know what? I'm okay with that.More'n that, I'm glad because if he didn't invent a hat that fits like hair (that is, it fits all nice and snug like) but works better than hair at keeping your noggin warm, I wouldn't be here.But he did, and so I am and in the billion years it's been since the first hat was donned, they've somehow managed to... to make them better.Now, don't ask who "they" are. For the sake of keeping things simple, I'll call them the Hat Folk.Now these particular Hat Folk, the ones that created me, went a step above 'cause with me on your melon there ain't no way you're gonna be anything but all warm and toasty -- stylin' too, if things like that matter much to you. I can't say nothing' ' bout the rest of you, though, but at least you'll have a warm thinking place.
Rating:
[5 of 5 Stars!]