I thought I was just buying a 12-pack of Sharpies. What I actually bought was an all-access pass to artistic genius and mild household destruction. The colors. Oh, the COLORS. It’s like a rainbow threw a party in my pen drawer. They’re so bold, so vibrant, so...tempting. I used the lime green one and instantly felt like Van Goghif Van Gogh had drawn a questionable doodle on his kid’s lunchbox. The smoothness. These Sharpies glide like an Olympic figure skater. Writing with them feels luxurious, like I should be signing a treaty or a million-dollar check. Instead, I’m labeling Tupperware and drawing smiley faces on Post-its, but I feel important. The chaos. These Sharpies are so good, even my 3-year-old couldn’t resist them. I turned my back for five seconds and suddenly had a permanent Picasso on my dining room table. Pro tip: Keep the teal Sharpie away from toddlersor just accept that your furniture now has “character.” The versatility. Need to label a box? Check. Write on glass? Done. Redecorate your sneakers with tie-dye patterns? Why not? These Sharpies are basically the Swiss Army knives of markers. Downsides? My spouse has banned me from labeling random things like “FRIDGE” and “CAR KEYS.” Apparently, not everything needs a Sharpie tag. Final verdict: If you’re looking for vibrant colors, buttery-smooth writing, and a slightly reckless urge to draw on everything in sight, this 12-pack is a no-brainer. Just don’t blame me when your walls become “art.”
Rating:
[5 of 5 Stars!]