|by Admiralissimo Voodoo Randy "Voodoo"||Date Added: Wednesday 30 December, 2009|
I finally found the perfect face cushion to break my fall when hugging the porcelain goddess after a long night of drinking. No longer will I have to fear the bruising pain of slamming my face into the hard surface of a toilet seat! Never again will I wake the next day to find my face still pressed cold against that unforgiving seat of doom. It also doubles as a splash guard, though you'll still need someone to hold back your hair. Just put the cushion in place, kneel, and start heaving!
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