|by Peter M. Everett||Date Added: Thursday 22 December, 2011|
I play a game with my little cousin Dendo that he calls Dendo Pretendo. Basically we have a few Jack and cokes and he puts the George Bush mask on and we pretend he's the king of the farm. We used to just wrap his head up with bubble wrap but with the mask it's way better. The ducks on the farm are frickin MORTIFIED when they see this mask, they run faster than you'd think a duck could run. Dendo starts shoutin' and sometimes they get so scared that they lay an egg out of pure terror. Sometimes we mess with Crazy Grandpa by hiding Dendo in his gun safe with the mask on and when he opens it up Dendo screams "I AM NOT A CROOK!" and Crazy Grandpa doesn't even know WHAT to do. One time he put a bullet through the ceiling and it hit me in the face when I was upstairs. Hurt like hell, but Crazy Grandpa laughed so hard after that he started drooling all over his pajamas. Buy this mask, it looks like the real guy.
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